If it's in a book, it's
got to be true -- unless that book is the Bible, then it's a lie
made up by primitive people to oppress women.
Revisionist history is
the ONLY history that must be learnt.
Capitalism is ALWAYS
bad. Communism works if applied properly.
Any explanation that
does not rely on purely naturalistic factors is "superstition".
indoctrinated, and private schools are "just in it for the
money". Yet the public school system, which forces the religion
of secular humanism on students while sucking up taxpayers'
dollars, does neither.
Children are incredibly
gullible and will believe anything the teacher says.
When the medieval church
collected a voluntary tithe (10%) to pay for education, science,
food, armies, etc, that was just a way of controlling and
oppressing the masses.
When the government
mandates and forces people to pay takes (40% or more) to do the
same, it's a good thing that we should all be thankful for.
Though it has solved
none of society's ills, education is "the great equalizer".
Teachers like to talk
about areas outside of their field as if they are experts.
Question them and you will be shouted down.
The white man is the
devil! No, really.
My teacher's going to
one wedding in Lethbridge, Alberta makes him an expert in
Baptist behaviour. My coming from a Baptist background does
The "evils of religion",
no matter how revised or Biblically unsound they are, are proof
that religion is evil. Yet Communism, Nazism, bloody
colonialism, etc. have absolutely NOTHING to do with the secular
humanism inherit within those ideas.
illogical because "it appeals to peopleís emotions in order to
While bullying students
into secular humanism, and making Christianity look evil and
restrictive so the secular humanist can appeal to peoples
emotions is "rational".
Most teachers have an
irrational fear of Christianity, which they disguise as
The few groups that you
can always blame for the bad things in history are white people,
males, Christians, conservatives, and white Christian male
conservatives. To blame anyone else is to be bigoted and
Even though racism
exploded with the theory of evolution, people still like to
blame the Bible.
Teachers like to shift
the blame from humanism to Christianity.
Teachers are allowed to
Liberals prefer to be
called "progressives" so they can trick people into thinking
that their beliefs cause progress in society.
The teacher is never to
be corrected, EVER!
The few people you can
judge are white people, males, Christians, conservatives, and
white male Christian conservatives. To judge anyone else is to,
well you know.
Any logical, well
defence of the Bible is ultimately met with "well, that's just
No matter how much
evidence is given for Christianity, teachers will insist that
"beliefs cannot be proven", shout you down, and insist that
"there are no absolutes". Ask them how they know this, and you
well be shouted down again.
Big business is run by
people and cannot be trusted. The government is run by people
and can be trusted.
Liberals like to blame
their problems on other people, like God, business, or society.
When a Christian commits
a crime, no matter how unbiblical their actions are, it is
because of Christianity. When a humanist commits a crime, it is
never because of humanism.
Being a Canadian means
hating America, apparently.
Secularism is "rational"
because it relies on pure "logic" and "reason".
Christianity is "irrational" and "oppressive" because "of all
the stuff they don't let you do!" (An appeal to emotion, in case
you haven't noticed).
drug-addicted celebrities to support your arguments considered
intelligent. Quoting the Bible to do the same is considered
narrow-minded and ignorant.
Secular humanists claim
to be rational, yet they tell us to base our beliefs on what we
"feel". Thus, they are able to scare people away from
Christianity because it "feels restrictive and oppressive".
Saying "homosexuality is
bad" is considered bigoted. Saying "Christianity is bad" is
Public schools encourage independence, that's why only secular
and naturalistic opinions and conclusions are tolerated and
Humanism has killed
millions and stalled progress. Christianity has done just the
opposite. Yet schools are secular because itís more "tolerant",
Teachers prefer to hold
"discussions" and share "opinions", instead of doing their job,
and actually teaching.
Secular humanists enjoy
taking credit for the good things that Christianity has done for
Secular humanists claim
not to be superstitious, yet they revere the pagan "Mother
Hippies are a protected
Teachers will always
side with the class feminist.
pornography, though offensive, are part of art, and people who
find them offensive should just learn to take it and stop being
Christianity, however, are offensive to non-believers and need
to be censored.
The (overrated) book,
To Kill a Mockingbird, has been officially deified by the
public school system.
Teachers enjoy teaching
their ignorance of, and misunderstandings about the Bible and
presenting as absolute facts and absolute conclusions.
Most teachers have made
up their minds, and don't need to be bothered by pesky things
like "facts", so never correct their mistakes and/or
Anyone who does not
subscribe to the secular humanist worldview is to be described
All conclusions must fit
the secular humanist worldview, or else they are
Christianity just wants
to repress people from enjoying life (not true joy, but carnal
We should be more like
the "enlightened" Europeans.
Jesus was a radical,
liberal, lawbreaker. Not a righteous lawgiver.
Human life is
meaningless, animal-like, without purpose, and only occurred
through random chance.
The only authorities we
should never question are governmental and educational
Whenever a Christian
commits a crime, it has everything to do with Christianity.
When a humanist commits a crime, it has nothing to do with
Humanists will site
singular events where Christians have committed a crime, and no
matter how unbiblical it is, it is proof that biblical
Christianity is evil.
The overall positive
effects of Christianity and negative effective effects of
Humanism on society are ignored or distorted.
Secular humanists are
not equal opportunity naturalists. While they are open to
spirituality in superstitious and occult phenomena, they always
say that biblical miracles are "superstitions" that can be
"explained by other factors" (these other factors are never
Classrooms are open to
any religion BUT biblical Christianity.
The earth is
"overpopulated", and humanity needs to be controlled, like an
animal, by the government.
Human needs are
secondary to environmental concerns.
The family is outdated
and was used to oppress women.
Biblical Christianity is
equated with man-made superstitions.
Anyone who does not
believe in the theory of evolution is "ignorant".
though the cause of modern science and the bitter rival of
slavery and segregation, is often portrayed as the antagonist to
science and progress.
The Bible is full of
myths and superstitions.
The Bible is too
ambiguous to be trusted.
The Bible is no standard
to be used in our lives.